I've been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky. What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be?

4 hours ago with 623 notes via superspacecat by mockingdream


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So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table


also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

My school did this a few days ago :) it was really amazing, especially the free massages and they also gave out healthy energizing food


another reason why im chubby is that i use tortillas instead of forks

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8 hours ago with 4,071 notes via elphabaoftheopera by -disneylove


Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having?